AAarrrrhghghh!!!! [He's wrestling with Eren to try and keep his arms subdued as he growls and yowls as each gross sweaty palm hits his face!]
That's it!! [He suddenly picks up Eren roughly and starts heading over to the mall (assuming they're in a mall yeah) fountain with the intention of chucking him right into it.
Somewhere along the way the bat totally leaves Zack's hair, though. Who would of thought?]
[ ohhh no no you don’t— but, there you go, doing it. eren isn’t that heavy for those with the muscle for lifting, and up he goes helplessly, giving a flail. ]
Zack—! [ HE SEES WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND HE SHRIEKS. embarrassingly enough, eren’s scream sounds like a woman. ] You asshole!! No!!
[ HE’LL GET ALL WET. with every ounce of strength and wiggle room possible, eren latches onto zack’s arm like fucking gorilla glue. if you’re in hell, you gotta hug the devil, right? he’s trying to go all out. ]
Maybe this will take your sweaty ass temperature down, Eren-!!
[The hell though!! Eren has the death grip of a damn demon koala and even as he tries to hover Eren over the water to chuck him right in it's hard to get the kid to let go-!]
Let go--!! [Grabbing Eren by the waistband of his pants, HE WILL WEDGIE YOU]
[ what a time to get a memory. of a girl scooping him up over her shoulders like some ripped female powerhouse, no less. he knows this stoic looking girl, and she picked him up just as zack did. carried him around and out the door— he was a total laughing stock.
he’s eyes widen up and his more professional grip slips. ]
Ah—?
[ and that’s the greatest opening to fling him into the water that zack would find today. use it well . . . he’s vulnerable. ]
[Zack catches that slip in his grip and he takes it, going in for the kill. He chucks Eren right into the water fountain with a loud sploosh!!
Thank you perfectly timed memory regain.
Zack claps his hands together as if dusting them off and then tries to wipe the red pen from his face which only smudges it a bit. Damn it. It's really stuck on there!]
[ ohhhh my god. the minute eren hits the water he scrambles like a cat to get out. he also comes out like a cat, arms out and completely drenched now. thanks. you really did it. thanks to that memory, why’d it have to come now, and why did it have to be the water?
frowning intensely, eren reaches into his pocket to try and pluck out his phone. thank god this is the water resistant iphone, but he’ll grump about it. he still had to do one thing to top this all off.
the mall goers are laughing and eren is bright, bright red. ]
[Zack's standing there with his hand trying to scrub off that red pen over and over and he just glances at Eren when he finishes his scrambling and proclaims that he's dead.]
Am I?? Or are you dead after smacking me in the face with red pen?!
[He's got a wild grin on his face. Eren deserved it, he's got a huge fever anyway. Had to cool him off.]
he fucking takes like ten pictures of zack at once. there goes the phone's camera snap sound over and over and over. this is going to be saved forever asshead. ]
Zack immediately tries to grab at the phone, so much that he probably makes some ugly ass faces into some of those rapid fire pictures as he tries to steal it from Eren.]
[ ching ching ching ching go the pictures! more his icloud hungers for more. all eren does is duck and slip away, running off with proof and howling with a laugh. run, old man. run. ]
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That's it!! [He suddenly picks up Eren roughly and starts heading over to the mall (assuming they're in a mall yeah) fountain with the intention of chucking him right into it.
Somewhere along the way the bat totally leaves Zack's hair, though. Who would of thought?]
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Zack—! [ HE SEES WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND HE SHRIEKS. embarrassingly enough, eren’s scream sounds like a woman. ] You asshole!! No!!
[ HE’LL GET ALL WET. with every ounce of strength and wiggle room possible, eren latches onto zack’s arm like fucking gorilla glue. if you’re in hell, you gotta hug the devil, right? he’s trying to go all out. ]
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[The hell though!! Eren has the death grip of a damn demon koala and even as he tries to hover Eren over the water to chuck him right in it's hard to get the kid to let go-!]
Let go--!! [Grabbing Eren by the waistband of his pants, HE WILL WEDGIE YOU]
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he’s eyes widen up and his more professional grip slips. ]
Ah—?
[ and that’s the greatest opening to fling him into the water that zack would find today. use it well . . . he’s vulnerable. ]
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Thank you perfectly timed memory regain.
Zack claps his hands together as if dusting them off and then tries to wipe the red pen from his face which only smudges it a bit. Damn it. It's really stuck on there!]
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frowning intensely, eren reaches into his pocket to try and pluck out his phone. thank god this is the water resistant iphone, but he’ll grump about it. he still had to do one thing to top this all off.
the mall goers are laughing and eren is bright, bright red. ]
You’re dead.
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Am I?? Or are you dead after smacking me in the face with red pen?!
[He's got a wild grin on his face. Eren deserved it, he's got a huge fever anyway. Had to cool him off.]
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he fucking takes like ten pictures of zack at once. there goes the phone's camera snap sound over and over and over. this is going to be saved forever asshead. ]
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Zack immediately tries to grab at the phone, so much that he probably makes some ugly ass faces into some of those rapid fire pictures as he tries to steal it from Eren.]
YEAH- YOU'RE DEAD-!!
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You brought this on yourself!!