RECOLLÉ IC GROUP CHAT 💪 YUSUKE PROTECTION SQUAD

[usurpers]

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[usurpers]

ok so since everything i’ve said hasn’t worked for shit
you guys need to talk to yusuke

[fiddlestick]

[ And here is Elliot, acting as interpreter ]

Eren's pretty convinced Yusuke likes someone.

[maskreant]

is it Sanji?

[fiddlestick]

You know him?

[maskreant]

it’s the guy we killed with your coffee.

[fiddlestick]

HIM???

Oh crap
That's not the first impression I wanted to make on Yusuke's crush!

[maskreant]

don’t worry.

it may have been hard to drink, but it makes you feel refreshed afterwards.

[fiddlestick]

Awww thanks Akira
That's sweet.

But you know Sanji?
What's he like?

[maskreant]

an idiot for even drinking your coffee.

[gunsandveggies]

Wait
Huh?
When?

[maskreant]

i’m kidding. i don’t know him that well, but he seems like a good guy.

he has a cat. his texts seem sincere. it’s obvious that Sanji likes him back based on how he acts around me during the trip to Magatus.

[fiddlestick]

[Well good thing he's kidding, not because of Elliot's ego (what's that) but because Akira you also drink the coffee]

Oh wow...
What do you mean by how he acted? Was he always hanging out with you guys?

Did he agree to be a model??

[maskreant]

the guy with the swirly eyebrow.

he was in our team last month and they were kind of bickering like a married couple.

in separate languages respectively.






based on what Yusuke said in Japanese, i don’t think they understand each other when they do that.

[gunsandveggies]

I know who he is!
I haven't heard anything about this!

[AND YUSUKE TELLS HER A LOT OF THINGS...]

[fiddlestick]

[Oh Crap--]

I only heard about it through Eren!
They were partners during the mission!

[YUSUKE HASN'T BROTRAYED YOU PROMISE]

[maskreant]

i’m just saying the way he talks to Yusuke is kind of different?

it’s a feeling, really. i have no proof other than seeing Yusuke smile at his phone when we came back to the city for a break.

[maskreant]

i’m sure Yusuke probably didn’t know it was a crush.

[fiddlestick]

And you're sure he was texting Sanji while smiling?

Aww, that's cute...

[gunsandveggies]

You think so?

[She is staring at her phone... so tempted to text Yusuke to ask WHAT THE FUCK BRO, but...]

[maskreant]

i think so, but

we can probably ask Eren for insight.

[maskreant]

i saw one his phone it was Sanji.

pretty sure.

[fiddlestick]

Wow...

I can't believe our Yusuke's getting crushes now.

[HE'S OLDER THAN BOTH OF YOU]

[gunsandveggies]

Okay.
I'm sorry, it's probably a dumb thing to be concerned about. It's difficult to explain.

[It's just. This is a huge deal and all, a potential life change, and she feels like she ought to know about this?]

[fiddlestick]

It's not dumb!
My family just went through the same thing.

Though that was admittedly much worse than a crush....

[maskreant]

it's not dumb, i think. he doesn't mean any harm in not telling you.






even though i'm sure this is all a recent development, so it's not like he would have known to tell you in the first place.