RECOLLÉ IC GROUP CHAT 💪 YUSUKE PROTECTION SQUAD

[usurpers]

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[usurpers]

ok so since everything i’ve said hasn’t worked for shit
you guys need to talk to yusuke

[fiddlestick]

[ And here is Elliot, acting as interpreter ]

Eren's pretty convinced Yusuke likes someone.

[maskreant]

is it Sanji?

[fiddlestick]

You know him?

[maskreant]

it’s the guy we killed with your coffee.

[fiddlestick]

HIM???

Oh crap
That's not the first impression I wanted to make on Yusuke's crush!

[gunsandveggies]

Wait
Huh?
When?

[maskreant]

the guy with the swirly eyebrow.

he was in our team last month and they were kind of bickering like a married couple.

in separate languages respectively.






based on what Yusuke said in Japanese, i don’t think they understand each other when they do that.

~2 hours later

[fiddlestick]

So I did some digging in Retrospec and...



It came from this post made in January.
Which is, uh, pretty revealing...?

[usurpers]

what did i just read

[fiddlestick]

A Lot.

[It's the only way to describe it]

At least it sounds like the poster's from his other life...
But Natalia's responses are surprisingly hostile.

[usurpers]

wait i thought that was her being pa and didn’t read the rest
she knows this bozo

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, that isn't her usual PA. That's vitriolic.
I could try asking her about it, I guess.

[maskreant]

hot.

[fiddlestick]

If you like over-botoxed lips I guess...
Does he really look like this?

[usurpers]

yes
but the eyebrow is curlier

[fiddlestick]

Is that so...

The eyebrow is very unique?
Are they naturally like that? Or does he style it?

[maskreant]

[ AKIRA KNOWS THE ANSWER IS NO

BUT ]

yes.

[fiddlestick]

[WELP...Elliot stares.]

Oh. Wow.

I guess he does remind me of a Picasso painting...

BACKDATED SOME before The Date obvs

[gunsandveggies]

So... They have a date planned for the weekend.

[She can't quite decide how she feels about it.]

[fiddlestick]

[..................]



Welp.

[gunsandveggies]

Well.

[Yeah.]

But I'm excited and happy for him. We don't truly know what Sanji will be like, and I trust Yusuke to know if things aren't going well and act accordingly.

[She's worried, of course; he's her best friend and he's getting involved in something that could potentially be damaging. But it could also potentially be a good thing for him?]

post-date

[maskreant]

he seemed happy when he came back, too.

i'm sure he'll be fine. i would worry more about Sanji, actually.

[gunsandveggies]

He -does- have all of us here if things -do- go wrong!

[And Sanji's terrified of Haru, though she wouldn't know this nor know why. What's a little rat extermination?]

I certainly won't show any mercy if they do. (ノ^∇^)

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, Yusuke's got a pretty good head on his shoulders.
And he's not the type to shy away from airing his opinion.

Oh! And he told you too!
I knew you had nothing to worry about.