RECOLLÉ IC GROUP CHAT 💪 YUSUKE PROTECTION SQUAD

[usurpers]

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~2 hours later

[fiddlestick]

So I did some digging in Retrospec and...



It came from this post made in January.
Which is, uh, pretty revealing...?

[usurpers]

what did i just read

[fiddlestick]

A Lot.

[It's the only way to describe it]

At least it sounds like the poster's from his other life...
But Natalia's responses are surprisingly hostile.

[usurpers]

wait i thought that was her being pa and didn’t read the rest
she knows this bozo

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, that isn't her usual PA. That's vitriolic.
I could try asking her about it, I guess.

[usurpers]

from the sound of it we might know most of the answer
why’d it have to be this guy

[fiddlestick]

Well, Natalia does go on dates with lots of people...
Maybe it was a date that just went badly?

[usurpers]

at least it could confirm what i know
if you ask her let us know,

[fiddlestick]

Okay I'll text her now
Hold on.

[ A few minutes pass as he has this conversation ]

Okay so it sounds like her and him dated for awhile.
Which means he's not a total creep, Nat wouldn't put up with that.
But he got skittish when it started getting more serious.

[usurpers]

[ so eren and bdsm— anyway ]

A guy afraid of commitment and only interested in flings, I knew it. I knew that much overhearing him and Baren.
Says more than enough.

[ so they can roast skank now right ]

[fiddlestick]

[Yeah Elliot has doubts you could handle bdsm sweetie sorry]

Yeah...
Though if that's his problem...I'm actually less worried?
I don't see Yusuke being the type to put up with that.

He's pretty good at cutting through matters.

[usurpers]

[ he’ll tear it apart ]

You’re saying he’d get straight to the point If he’s ever fully aware of this. That’s where he needs help.

[maskreant]

hot.

[fiddlestick]

If you like over-botoxed lips I guess...
Does he really look like this?

[usurpers]

yes
but the eyebrow is curlier

[fiddlestick]

Is that so...

The eyebrow is very unique?
Are they naturally like that? Or does he style it?

[usurpers]

I don’t know which is worse: if it’s real or fake.

[fiddlestick]

Probably if it was fake.
At least if it's real, then he couldn't help it...?

[usurpers]

I could help it.
With scissors.

[fiddlestick]

No.

[usurpers]

Look at me dead in the eyes and say it doesn’t make you want to cut it off.

[ shitty brat mode mildly activated ]

[fiddlestick]

It doesn't.

Cutting other people's hair like that just makes me think of the times Auntie gave me military cuts.

[BACK DOWN EREN.]

[usurpers]

[ ow o w o W OW ]

Sorry.

[maskreant]

[ AKIRA KNOWS THE ANSWER IS NO

BUT ]

yes.

[fiddlestick]

[WELP...Elliot stares.]

Oh. Wow.

I guess he does remind me of a Picasso painting...