usurpers | RECOLLÉ IC GROUP CHAT 💪 YUSUKE PROTECTION SQUAD

wait i thought that was her being pa and didn’t read the rest
she knows this bozo

Yeah, that isn't her usual PA. That's vitriolic.
I could try asking her about it, I guess.

from the sound of it we might know most of the answer
why’d it have to be this guy

Well, Natalia does go on dates with lots of people...
Maybe it was a date that just went badly?

at least it could confirm what i know
if you ask her let us know,

Okay I'll text her now
Hold on.

[ A few minutes pass as he has this conversation ]

Okay so it sounds like her and him dated for awhile.
Which means he's not a total creep, Nat wouldn't put up with that.
But he got skittish when it started getting more serious.

Edited 2018-03-13 20:18 (UTC)

[ so eren and bdsm— anyway ]

A guy afraid of commitment and only interested in flings, I knew it. I knew that much overhearing him and Baren.
Says more than enough.

[ so they can roast skank now right ]

[Yeah Elliot has doubts you could handle bdsm sweetie sorry]

Yeah...
Though if that's his problem...I'm actually less worried?
I don't see Yusuke being the type to put up with that.

He's pretty good at cutting through matters.

[ he’ll tear it apart ]

You’re saying he’d get straight to the point If he’s ever fully aware of this. That’s where he needs help.

Huh?

Why does he need help?

Because he’s completely clueless, Elliot. Worse than me clueless.

Edited (obviously typos of that caliber mean i need to sleep) 2018-03-15 01:20 (UTC)

Okay...I can believe that.

But if you don't like Sanji, and you'd rather they don't date
Wouldn't it be better if he STAYED clueless?
Then nothing would happen between them, and Yusuke might get over his crush on his own eventually.

Edited 2018-03-15 01:41 (UTC)

[ well what the fuck he didn’t think about that ]

I didn’t think about it like that.
Guess it was because of the link but I really didn’t think about that.

well played.

One thing though. You said Sanji treats him differently? What’re the odds of him going for it just to get what he wants then ditching him?

Well...

This is just conjecture but...if his exes are Natalia and Baren. Then, uh...how do I say this...

Going after virgins doesn't seem to be his M.O.?

Might not be when you say it like that. I’m just not going to put my hand over the fire for him.

Haha, I don't think anyone's asking you to.

How about we just see how it goes? If anything happens with Yusuke and Sanji, we can just keep an eye for warning signs. You know? Let a baby bird spread its wings, but have a catcher's mitt ready if something goes wrong.

[Apparently Yusuke is a baby bird]

[ oh god damn it YOU HAD TO USE A BIRD METAPHOR HOW CAN HE SAY NO

even if you can probably eat him grunting in the distance: ]

...... I guess.
Don’t forget the bat.

[ you know, the kind you beat people with ]

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[you mcfucked up]

You already did something, didn't you?

nothing worked!!

[ HE MCFUCKED UP TIMES TWENTY TWO ]

Oh no.

What did you do?

I tried talking to him but he didn’t get it so I gave up because I didn’t want to spell it out.
But that was before hearing Sanji talk to Baren.
After that It just got out of control.

"It"?

I take it you don't mean It the evil clown monster.