RECOLLÉ IC GROUP CHAT 💪 YUSUKE PROTECTION SQUAD

[usurpers]

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[fiddlestick]

Well...

This is just conjecture but...if his exes are Natalia and Baren. Then, uh...how do I say this...

Going after virgins doesn't seem to be his M.O.?

[usurpers]

Might not be when you say it like that. I’m just not going to put my hand over the fire for him.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, I don't think anyone's asking you to.

How about we just see how it goes? If anything happens with Yusuke and Sanji, we can just keep an eye for warning signs. You know? Let a baby bird spread its wings, but have a catcher's mitt ready if something goes wrong.

[Apparently Yusuke is a baby bird]

[usurpers]

[ oh god damn it YOU HAD TO USE A BIRD METAPHOR HOW CAN HE SAY NO

even if you can probably eat him grunting in the distance: ]

...... I guess.
Don’t forget the bat.

[ you know, the kind you beat people with ]

[fiddlestick]

[ALWAYS THE BIRD METAPHOR, JUST LIKE YOU TAUGHT HIM]

Haha, don't worry.
If he gets his heart broken, you'll have dibs right after Haru.

[Because Haru is best friend and thus should get first murder rights]

[usurpers]

He better watch out then.