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[usurpers]

EREN JAEGER

TATAKAI INTENSIFIES

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[usurpers]

Did you go with the water starter?
And wait, when was the last time you played a video game?

[jurai]

Yeah, mudkipper or something

I nicknamed him GATORADE though. He looks just like the bottle



I still got my SNES from Pops so not too long ago

[Eren meant what generation, Crow.]

[usurpers]

That’s actually a good name.

[usurpers]

[ wait— ]

Crow that console is almost three decades old. Does it even work?

[jurai]

You think so? It was kinda spur of the moment but he's totally rockin' it right now. Just beat Roxanne actually--she was a rock type so I'm glad I chose him over Torchicken



You bet it works! I still get the itch to do a perfect run of Super Metroid again

[usurpers]

I always go with the fire starters.



[ STOP. FUCKING. SHAKING TREAT BOXES AT HIM ]

Do you have Mech Warriors

[jurai]

WHOA that's what he turns into? The little chicken that could...

[The evolving's got to be one of Crow's favourite parts, especially since he doesn't know what any of them look like.]

Can't wait to see GATORADE grow up


Uh...lemme check, I've got a couple classics and some left fielders I found at garage sales

Super Metroid, Mario 3, Mario Kart, Star Fox, Contra III

Oh here we go Mech Warriors

I thought it sounded familiar

[usurpers]

Probably one of the best water types out there. It’s called Swampert.

[ mmmm

MmmMMMNmMMN ]

Eight minutes.

1/2

[jurai]

Swampert...sounds menacing





[...]

2/2

[jurai]

Wait

Eight minutes for what

[usurpers]

To play mech warriors question mark

[ listen he needs to use dictation if he’s driving ]

[jurai]

[Eren? Wants to hang out with him?

No studying? Just...two dudes? Playing SNES? Cause they're not gay (for each other)?]

Man I would've gotten some snacks if I knew I was havin' a playdate!

Ok, 8 minutes that gives me enough time to set it up BUT I'LL WARN YOU I'M A MASTER OF THE SNES

[usurpers]

Jesus Christ don’t call it a play date
Crow I grew up with mech warriors you have nothing on me

[jurai]

Are you voice to texting? Don't text and drive

That so?

We'll see. I grew up on this system after all, you'll be on my home turf

[usurpers]

I’m not going to put other people at risk like that Zimtzicke.
We’re talking about mechs, you’re in mine.

[jurai]

Gesundheit


What, you think you're the only guy who's liked robots?

[usurpers]

“Liked” is already where you lost.
Grape or Grapefruit.

[jurai]

Past participle, but used to cover time before the present but not exclude it

I watch Gundam I'll have you know



Grapefruit?

[usurpers]

🖕

[ that’s all you get for pulling that on him buster.

until eren gets there a little less than five minutes! he parked near some cars over there, although . . . eren’s sticks out like sore thumb. knock knock on your door bro, he’s here for mech warriors and he also has sparkling grapefruit juice from the supermarket. he’ll at least pay for drinks. ]

[jurai]

[He's attending English now, you sowed the seeds, Eren Jaeger.]

[Crow answers the door when he hears that knock, moving from the kitchen to the door to open it--]

Hey, Eren! What a surprise!

[He's joking, of course, quickly offering him the door inside. Not without whistling a little at that sweet ass car parked outside. One of his neighbors must have a rich relative visiting.]

Someone's got casssshhh~

[usurpers]

[ eren doesn’t. even look back. and pretty casually: ]

If you need to go somewhere later, I’ll take you.

[ haha. look at the joke he made! amazing. you can tell he’s trolling with the troll face (in actuality eren is using reverse trolling because he will actually drop him off somewhere). eren shoves the bottle of juice into crow’s hands and gets inside. ]

Hope you prepped yourself.

[ to GET FUCKED wait no i mean TO LOSE. ]

[jurai]

....

[Crow mindlessly takes that drink, letting Eren's words sink in as he looks to the man, then to the car, then to the man again.]

...

[One more glance just for good measure.]

Wait, is that YOURS?

[usurpers]

[ oh he . . . he had to ask and spoil the surprise!! (honestly eren just wants to play mech warriors) ]

. . . For half a year, now. [ and it’s in mint condition! he takes care of it like a newborn babe. ] You’ve never noticed?

[jurai]

[THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TEASE SOMEONE ABOUT BEING FUCKIN RICH, EREN.]

Dude, I walk home--you think I pay attention to whats in the school parking lot?

[Holy shit though, his eyes are practically sparkling, shutting that door before he gawks too much.]

[usurpers]

[ at least he wasn’t kidding when he said i’ll take you somewhere so!!! neh!!! ]

. . . Beat me at Mech Warriors and you can drive it. [ 👀 ] If not, I’m still driving.