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[usurpers]

EREN JAEGER

TATAKAI INTENSIFIES

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[jurai]

[Whoa there pardner, wait for him!]

...Yeah.

I'm a college student, after all.

[usurpers]

[ eren grunts with the understanding of a spongegar reborn. which is to say he doesn’t understand your logic.

behold, though: oreos from top to bottom. all the flavors. all of them.

he starts off with grabbing five stacks of “firework” oreos. they have pop rocks in them. god damn pop rocks. he must have them. ]

You’re setting yourself up for dependency.

[jurai]

[It's a wonder you're not in debate team, Eren.

Crow would comment on your good taste, but he's going to be grabbing a few of Rocky Road ones.]

It's okay Eren, coffee will never be unfaithful to me. We're in an open relationship.

[usurpers]

[






have you ever seen a man wrinkle his nose so much that you might be afraid that it sticks that way. lemon pie oreos, getting put in the carriage. ]

Tell that to your BP.

[jurai]

My BP is just fine. I still work out.

[10 seconds before disaster.

Don't forget the Peanut butter ones!]

[usurpers]

[ ]

You what?

[jurai]

[Oh no.]



Nothing.

I said nothing.

[usurpers]

You said you worked out.

[ eren says this

while simultaneously lifting crow’s shirt to actually check. a curious ugh.

[jurai]

[NOT IN THE GROCERY STORE, EREN!

From what quick glimpse he can get, there are in fact, abs and some sizable man tiddy, though Crow's quick to tug that shirt back down. THE FUN THING ABOUT BAGGIER CLOTHES IS IT HIDES YOUR MUSCLE

But don't make him take you home, mister!]

Yeah, usually after my night classes...

[usurpers]

[ he wants proof

and his reaction is just sort of flippant except it’s not dick they’re comparing, crow armband. ]

How come I never see you there?

[ EXPLAIN YOURSELF ]

[jurai]

[How dare you be flippant just because he only has 8 abs and you have 10.]

Well...I don't go until about 11pm. The one by the pier?


Maybe we've just been missing each other.