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[usurpers]

EREN JAEGER

TATAKAI INTENSIFIES

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[jurai]

[Crow watches Eren's fixed stare on what he's doing, trying to describe it as best he can.]

Like a football, but you gotta make sure that their face is facing up too, and that their neck is supported.

You got dogs, right?

[usurpers]

Titan and Kaiser.

[ . . . face ]

You’re not saying they’re like dogs, are you?

[jurai]

[Don't give him that face.]

Stop that.

[There's a playful hit to his friend's arm. He smiles a little.]

Pretend you're trying to hold them as a puppy. You wouldn't grab Titan like you did back there, right?

[usurpers]

[ eren’s ears are the first to go tomato red. lord. he is a fish out of water, floundering . . . why not just give him someone to perform cpr? he breaks ribs so well. and choking victims! internal bleeding! anything alive!

not baby robot, like his mini interactive bb8. he leaves that exploring his entire apartment at night and the beep boops are god damn endearing. ]

. . . Like this.

[ mind you, this is how he held titan as a puppy, while it lasted.

tá-dah ]

[jurai]

[Aw, Eren, your willingness to learn is your best trait, really!

Crow's gentle about it, at least.]

That's one way to do it, if you've got a runaway crawler on the loose. But try this.

[Instead of holding it in the crook of his arm, Crow's going to hold the baby up to Eren's shoulder, so the head is looking past it and behind him. Crow takes his arms and places them on the baby's bottom and back.]

There, now it's using you as a support. And you look totally natural.

[usurpers]

[ oh, god here we go again. stiff as a glacier.

and you know what’s worse! he’s trying his best and its not embarrassment— but from the tips of his ears, redness spreads down his cheeks and over his face. brows slant and he looks like he’s trying to tsun and fails before he even starts.

it’s making robo-baby sounds and all this grunting and for once

eren understands, they speak the same language ]

Discomfort-?

[ what they don’t know: the baby is going to enter emergency mode in the next ten seconds. ]

[jurai]

[God, Crow can practically feel Eren's discomfort from here, watching him practically plank standing up at the idea of holding this robotic infant. His hands hover around the child (and the robot-baby too), making sure no accidental drops happen.]

See? Piece of cake.

Maybe it just needs a burp or something.

[Haha...ha.]

So much for a handbook on this, huh? We got keys we can stick in if it's something like feeding or insulin.

[usurpers]

[ he wants to burp. alright. that fits the checklist of general baby discomforts to look out for before trying something drastic& dash; see, he studies. he studies and he actually knows what should be done, but his hand hovers uncertainty behind the infant’s back. ]

How hard do I hit him?

[ bye ]