[ God did he just suggest that uHRM. Backpedal, backpedal all the way. Sure, the stars are beautiful when there isn't too much city light taking the thunder, but, wow, geez, he doesn't want to give Elliot the wrong idea, not that it was a wrong idea, but he swears there is a mOVIE ABOUT THIS. ]
N— nah, I mean, not, uh— maybe just, hiking around, y'know? [ Does this still sound suspicious, or is it just him. ]
[Hilariously what Eren is thinking about giving the wrong idea didn't even cross Elliot's mind. He's not even near that ballpark. He's just worried about exerting that much physical activity because he's a total weakling.]
Hiking? W-Well, okay. I guess I should try to get some exercise.
Hope you like trail mix and bug spray. [ And the rather hilarious image of Eren stuffing his pockets with jerky and creating some sort of scenario. It's a true fact, he reincarnates as Bear Grylles. ] You don't see that many trees in New York City, right?
[ Hah, marching songs? Never. What goes on at the fort stays at the fort. ]
You've been missing out. The woods, not the marching songs. [ One thing's for certain, during this whole sit around— Eren's losing that tense edge to him. He's . . . Actually what a calm and soothed Eren would look like. It was good. It was nice. He's not moving at all, and if you let it he might even stay past his hour. ] Promise we'll take it easy.
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Heehee, okay.
The woods huh? Haven't been there. [What a surprise] - You're not suggesting camping, right?
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N— nah, I mean, not, uh— maybe just, hiking around, y'know? [ Does this still sound suspicious, or is it just him. ]
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Hiking? W-Well, okay. I guess I should try to get some exercise.
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Hope you like trail mix and bug spray. [ And the rather hilarious image of Eren stuffing his pockets with jerky and creating some sort of scenario. It's a true fact, he reincarnates as Bear Grylles. ] You don't see that many trees in New York City, right?
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[Because eff marching songs tbh. Marching songs take something he loves and twists it into a sickening form.]
Not really. I mean there's parks and Central Park, but I don't think that really counts for "woods".
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You've been missing out. The woods, not the marching songs. [ One thing's for certain, during this whole sit around— Eren's losing that tense edge to him. He's . . . Actually what a calm and soothed Eren would look like. It was good. It was nice. He's not moving at all, and if you let it he might even stay past his hour. ] Promise we'll take it easy.
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Okay then, I'll look forward to it. Just try to make sure I don't walk into a poisonous thicket or get eaten by a wolf, okay?
[.....Elliot might have no real idea what actually happens in regular woods]