[ when souji finds himself waking up in a comfy bed, he immediately knows something's wrong. this isn't the hard and gross alleyway that he passed out in after a bad decision to eat expired yogurt! this is just wrong! but things become worse when souji realizes that he's in a bed with eren. ]
[ ugh gross ]
[ souji isn't even that flipped out about suddenly finding himself in a different body. sure, he does spend the first couple of minutes patting his face and looking around to get an understanding that he's definitely not in his body but nothing compares to waking up NAKED IN EREN'S BED??? that's the actual true horror here so rather than kicking eren out of bed (though it's real tempting), souji tries to sneak out. ]
[ he gets out of the tainted bed as quietly as possible and starts going through eren's drawers, looking for clothes. sure, all of these are super huge on his new tiny body but he'll manage. he'll just look like a kid straight from the 90s with extremely baggy clothes and 20382020 belts. it's all good. he can just say that he's going for that nostalgic look. ]
[ anyway, while eren sleeps, souji will be a good thief and start taking some clothes. hope you like that, eren ]
[ you wake up in luxury and this is how he is being treated? gross be you. that said, eren is a man with a lot more money than the clothes he wears lets onâ but maybe the amount of clothes is enough. eren does not have drawers, only the ones by the nightstand that hides a coupleâs intimacies, thatâs what you get for going through his shit. the room souji wakes up in is large and of sharp taste. thereâre a few encased hot wheels still on his display shelves and a sliding door right next to it. that is the hot wheel room, but right now theyâre boxed.
donât get lost, there are three other doors.
getting to the closet feels like another room when opened, and while there are plenty of elliotâs clothes there already, well, one might not know where they are if they donât actually know he has his own drawer and corner on the far left. erenâs clothes are mostly casual, from band and graphic t-shirts to button downs, although, yes, going by elliotâs size, theyâre huge. as are the very many jeans, very many belts, and very many boots. accessories, watches, perfumeâ heâs not vain, but he does like indulging in good things.
the other two doors either lead to an equally massive bathroom or an equally massive living space. door two also comes with two bigdogs that might be quick to inquiry, be careful.
the noise gets eren to stir at least, tying his messy bed hair back and slipping out of bed. eren has sweatpants on before heâs sliding right on over to the closet and sliding his arms right around his manâs hips from behind. ]
Whatâre you doing?
[ he says, half laughing at the sight of elliot putting on his clothes. a fine choice, but color him curious. ]
[ oh my god... eren is tall, strong, rich, and handsome. he won the goddamn lottery and souji is very upset about this. he's in giant closet, putting on that hideous fast and furious shirt by the time that eren gets up and slips his gross arms around souji's hip. souji immediately freezes and it takes him a good second to get into character. he forces on a smile and slightly turns his head towards eren. ]
Just picking some clothes. Don't worry, just go back to sleep.
[ go back to sleep so souji can get OUT OF HERE YEEEEEEEEEEET ]
[ and in that moment, in that second, in just one sentence eren lets go of him, holding him by the shoulders and forcefully turning him around to look him in the eyes. that wasnât just weird, that was painfully out of character. the smile is fake like plastic and elliot wouldnât say that. elliot wouldnât be doing this, whatever this is. stockpiling on his clothes? no good morning kiss, no attempt at making something freaky in the kitchen and no taking his own clothes? whereâs the sparkle in his eyes? whereâs the shine, and the love? it is gone like erenâs soft morning cuddles, pulling into an invaded look that does not!! like being deceived!! he can smell your fake and disgust like a service dog whoâs just sniffed out drugs.
[ ah, that was fast. well, souji isn't that disappointed about it because eren would have figured it out eventually but let's see if he can drag this out a bit. he just gives a small smile again, this one is a little more natural. ]
[ all right, souji will drop the act. he doesn't feel his personas swirling around him anymore so he won't be able to defend himself if eren decides to Eat Him or something. ]
I didn't do anything to him. It's probably another one of Retrospec's "events" again.
[ gross, eren, don't push your vore kink on him without asking. souji's not ready for that level of kinkiness ]
[ also rude, shoving him like that, but souji is more than calm about it. he just shrugs. ]
I don't expect you to believe me. I can't imagine that there's much I can do or say to have you trust me considering the circumstances but if you want to ask your questions, you can.
[ donât let him RUB HIMSELF ALL OVER YOU FOR THREE SECONDS YOU FOOL ]
Why donât you start with the first question you never answered? [ eren clicks his tongue when he realizes what heâs wearing and flicks at his clothes. ]
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[ ugh gross ]
[ souji isn't even that flipped out about suddenly finding himself in a different body. sure, he does spend the first couple of minutes patting his face and looking around to get an understanding that he's definitely not in his body but nothing compares to waking up NAKED IN EREN'S BED??? that's the actual true horror here so rather than kicking eren out of bed (though it's real tempting), souji tries to sneak out. ]
[ he gets out of the tainted bed as quietly as possible and starts going through eren's drawers, looking for clothes. sure, all of these are super huge on his new tiny body but he'll manage. he'll just look like a kid straight from the 90s with extremely baggy clothes and 20382020 belts. it's all good. he can just say that he's going for that nostalgic look. ]
[ anyway, while eren sleeps, souji will be a good thief and start taking some clothes. hope you like that, eren ]
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donât get lost, there are three other doors.
getting to the closet feels like another room when opened, and while there are plenty of elliotâs clothes there already, well, one might not know where they are if they donât actually know he has his own drawer and corner on the far left. erenâs clothes are mostly casual, from band and graphic t-shirts to button downs, although, yes, going by elliotâs size, theyâre huge. as are the very many jeans, very many belts, and very many boots. accessories, watches, perfumeâ heâs not vain, but he does like indulging in good things.
the other two doors either lead to an equally massive bathroom or an equally massive living space. door two also comes with two big dogs that might be quick to inquiry, be careful.
the noise gets eren to stir at least, tying his messy bed hair back and slipping out of bed. eren has sweatpants on before heâs sliding right on over to the closet and sliding his arms right around his manâs hips from behind. ]
Whatâre you doing?
[ he says, half laughing at the sight of elliot putting on his clothes. a fine choice, but color him curious. ]
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Just picking some clothes. Don't worry, just go back to sleep.
[ go back to sleep so souji can get OUT OF HERE YEEEEEEEEEEET ]
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and with a city thatâs had a history of possession? heâs not letting go of the shirtâs collar. does he look like he can skewer a man? yes. ăăȘăăŻăČă©ăăăčăçŻăăŸăă. ]
Whoâre you?
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What are you talking about? I'm me.
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Youâre not leaving until you tell me who you are and what you did to Elliot.
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I didn't do anything to him. It's probably another one of Retrospec's "events" again.
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but, better, even if it answers nothing that he asked. eren lets go of him, but not without a shove that is far from gentle. ]
Youâre still dodging questions. How do you expect me to believe you?
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[ also rude, shoving him like that, but souji is more than calm about it. he just shrugs. ]
I don't expect you to believe me. I can't imagine that there's much I can do or say to have you trust me considering the circumstances but if you want to ask your questions, you can.
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Why donât you start with the first question you never answered? [ eren clicks his tongue when he realizes what heâs wearing and flicks at his clothes. ]
And take these off, theyâre mine.