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[usurpers]

For what?

[fabrefactions]

For not hanging Souji out of a window by his ankle with all these body-swap shenanigans have been occurring.

[usurpers]

Don’t speak too soon.

[fabrefactions]

I have faith in you, Eren.

Besides, even if he can regenerate, it would raise some eyebrows if you were caught hanging Elliot's body out of a window.

[usurpers]

No one said I’d do anything with him still in Elliot’s body.

[fabrefactions]

Ah, I see. That is a relief.

In which case, the medal part still stands. It would cover the period of time he is in Elliot's body.

[usurpers]

Was that possibility still even a problem? I thought we talked about this.

[fabrefactions]

We did. Regardless, there is little point in giving you a medal for not hanging Souji out of a window in general.

[usurpers]

Because I’d do it, right?
Or maybe I can do something else, I don’t know.

[fabrefactions]

Only if I did not get there first.

[usurpers]

[ omfg ]

Yeah.
It should probably be something really bad and really fast. Maybe I might just eat him.

[fabrefactions]

Please do not actually eat Souji. That would be very socially awkward.

[usurpers]

It would be a favor to society.

[fabrefactions]

It would be cannibalism, and that's illegal.

[usurpers]

Do you ever roll with jokes?

[fabrefactions]

If they’re funny, yes.

[usurpers]

Okay, new medal in motion. Make me laugh. And I’ll actually give you my FFXPO15 medal.

[fabrefactions]

Shouldn't it be you trying to make me laugh, seeing as you have failed to do so thus far?

[usurpers]

You haven’t made me laugh with the metaphorical medal, either.

[fabrefactions]

I was never aiming to make you laugh though?

[usurpers]

What was the point of that if it wasn’t a joke? Were you being serious?

[fabrefactions]

Yes. I was asking you if you wanted a real medal for not hanging Souji out of a window.

[usurpers]

Let me see it.

[ HE DOESNT BELIEVE ]

[fabrefactions]

I haven't made it yet? It would be a custom piece.

[usurpers]

You’d make it.
Are you for real?