. . . I wouldnāt be surprised if he actually does eat grass. [ andā now a near sheepish smile, to explain: ] When he told me to hunt moose except that one, I told him to stuff it. With grass.
[ the salt of enough to burn snail armyā eren is a diva when heās hungry and denied his meat ]
[ tolerance has to be high when youāre dealing with civilians . . . the question for eren is how much farther
but with the link open, his face still remains and watches the video through screen split. andā he only smiles when heās done, looking up at elliot with a light chuckle and almost a breath of relief that he got through that, on point. ]
[Which yep, he'll click that link and watch that video. Only Eren who is good at resisting laughter- Elliot laughs way too easily and breaks into giggles after trying to hold it in for a good second and a half.]
[ he just . . . takes the minute to watch him laugh, watch his teeth flash back at him and just admire it with longing eyes that smile just as much as his lips do. he brushes a lock of hair back, getting long enough to bun up someday soon. heās going to just. snap a picture of elliot doing the cutest thing alive. itās not on silent though, so. shutter sounds. ]
This oneās for me. I love when you smile like that.
[ wHOpS. but eren cannot help the airy chuckle that puffs out of his cheeks, holding the phone with both hands to get a better look at the snapshot at the corner. look at him all cheekyā! ]
Thatās not fair, you look way better than I do!
[ he loves it!! heās flustered! blushing!!! heās going to make this one burst . . . so that it moves for three seconds . . . ]
[ internal screaming. first at his brand new gif, to always look at when heās alone and missing him, and then a second one when . . . oh wow is this what an epiphany feels like ]
Heyā [ the elliot thatās looking back at him . . . is a damn sly elliot. eren probably blinked or was right in the middle of talking oh my god. ] How much of that was on purpose?.
[ and while heās in his picturesā right, this one. he sends the selfie he and dave took in front of the sky lights. ]
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[Wait, then he sees the guy on the video feed, and it clicks]
Oh! You mean Baren!
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[ . . . he told elliotās best customer to eat grass
Gallons of juice Baren?
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[It's okay babe. He's hardly his best customer]
I don't know him well, but he's very much...an eccentric.
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. . . I wouldnāt be surprised if he actually does eat grass. [ andā now a near sheepish smile, to explain: ] When he told me to hunt moose except that one, I told him to stuff it. With grass.
[ the salt of enough to burn snail armyā eren is a diva when heās hungry and denied his meat ]
Bad mood.
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[He sighs]
He won't stop calling me "Elly". And then he texted 21 people in our group to make sure we look after his cousin.
So, I can understand the annoyance.
[Aka Elliot ain't gonna scold you, you're good]
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[ unwanted intimacy much???? this bozo??? heāll punch him. in his mind. ]
What a spacey motherā Your sleep spells donāt work long distance either, do they?
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[Legit the only people that call him that is his family. And he wants to keep it that way]
Aha, I'm afraid they don't, no.
(1/2)
I think I got one . . .
[ right here, in his fist ]
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heās kidding. ]
Itās not violence, donāt worry.
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Jeez... haha, you had me going.
What do you mean?
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[ violently wanting to punch people, he means. letās save that for evil forces and terrorism against the good of all people. ]
Maybe justā [ he shrugs. ] Ignore it, I dunno. Like the rubber chicken bearing test.
[ eren . . . is that you ]
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He takes a moment to look for something on his phone, then drops this video link into the text chat window of their conversation.]
Eheh, maybe imagine this sound when he talks?
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but with the link open, his face still remains and watches the video through screen split. andā he only smiles when heās done, looking up at elliot with a light chuckle and almost a breath of relief that he got through that, on point. ]
This brings me back, I trained so much for this.
[ and after a second . . . link! ]
Try this one.
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[Which yep, he'll click that link and watch that video. Only Eren who is good at resisting laughter- Elliot laughs way too easily and breaks into giggles after trying to hold it in for a good second and a half.]
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This oneās for me. I love when you smile like that.
[ he is just in mush mode please hold him ]
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H-Hey! Not fair when I haven't had a proper shower in a week!
[Shut up Elliot you're a water mage you've been doing way better than most hygiene wise]
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Thatās not fair, you look way better than I do!
[ he loves it!! heās flustered! blushing!!! heās going to make this one burst . . . so that it moves for three seconds . . . ]
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D-Do not! You look so rugged and manly right now!
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āFor real? You like it?
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Eheh...I like you with any look. But...yeah. I do.
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Thatāsā Cāmon, I wasnāt ready for, you, like that, damn.
[ this is still very unfair!!!! ]
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Hehe.
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[ and while heās in his picturesā right, this one. he sends the selfie he and dave took in front of the sky lights. ]
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[And then he looks surprised when he gets sent a selfie of him and Dave]
Awww you two look great. I didn't know you took a selfie like that too.
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We really need to group up again for TGIFās. Too?
[ he wants to see . . . let him see . . . ]
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