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[fiddlestick]

Haha, bleach WOULD be more effective
But I can't conjure that.

Really? The whey?
You sure that'll work?

[usurpers]

zee could probably get you some

but, yeah. if he uses axe he believes the commercials
every kid thinks they’ll buff out with whey in like five seconds
if he’s that dead set on bodyguarding someone he doesn’t even know, for natalia, he wants to be reliable.
he won’t say no to “muscle in a single meal”
but only if he leaves you alone

[fiddlestick]

I'm not asking Zee for bleach.

That's...pretty good reasoning
I could see him buying into that.
Maybe I'll try it after we finish our next job
We got assigned to the same team, so there's no avoiding him even with bribes.

[usurpers]

he probably would give it to you though

it’s foolproof. try it the second he comes at you with that bodyguard crap
there can only be one anyway

[fiddlestick]

Oh, I'm sure he would. And that's why I'm not asking.

Haha...
Eren, you're not jealous of Gar, are you?

[usurpers]

what no
he’s 15
i’m just saying

[ might be like 20% gar’s not allowed to call himself bodyguard ]

[fiddlestick]

You're my only cool and dashing bodyguard.
Promise.

[usurpers]

i know. the best one out there.

tell me how it goes with the kid. i’d tell you to send a bodyguard after natalia but something tells me she’d like it

[fiddlestick]

Yep. Accept no substitute.

Haha, she probably would.
No point parking up that tree.

[usurpers]

not when you got things under control now anyway

also, re: subs, i'll fight for that you know

*barking, way to go me

[fiddlestick]

I know you would.
But you won't ever have to.

(i did not see a thing 👌👀)

[usurpers]

the same way that cool and dashing bodyguard is exclusive to one elliot craig ;)

[fiddlestick]

Haha.
Even when I was annoyed at you, you manage to make me miss you all the more
Are you sure you aren't the one who can cast spells?

[usurpers]

[ akjshfjs score???? ]

i can’t stand the thought of you upset at me, i had to do something.

[ talking, understanding and respect but also ]

with my wizardry.

[fiddlestick]

Ha, of course.
When we both get home
You'll have to show me what other wizardry you can do.

[If you know what I mean]

[usurpers]

[ oh 👀 hot damn 👀👀👀👀 no one’s looking right ]

i’m gonna do a lot more than wizardry when i take you home

[fiddlestick]

Really?
That sparks my interest.

[usurpers]

wanna hear more about it

[fiddlestick]

[This might be playing with fire, but-]

Sure. Lay it on me.

[usurpers]

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