but, yeah. if he uses axe he believes the commercials every kid thinks they’ll buff out with whey in like five seconds if he’s that dead set on bodyguarding someone he doesn’t even know, for natalia, he wants to be reliable. he won’t say no to “muscle in a single meal” but only if he leaves you alone
That's...pretty good reasoning I could see him buying into that. Maybe I'll try it after we finish our next job We got assigned to the same team, so there's no avoiding him even with bribes.
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but, yeah. if he uses axe he believes the commercials
every kid thinks they’ll buff out with whey in like five seconds
if he’s that dead set on bodyguarding someone he doesn’t even know, for natalia, he wants to be reliable.
he won’t say no to “muscle in a single meal”
but only if he leaves you alone
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That's...pretty good reasoning
I could see him buying into that.
Maybe I'll try it after we finish our next job
We got assigned to the same team, so there's no avoiding him even with bribes.
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it’s foolproof. try it the second he comes at you with that bodyguard crap
there can only be one anyway
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Haha...
Eren, you're not jealous of Gar, are you?
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he’s 15
i’m just saying
[ might be like 20% gar’s not allowed to call himself bodyguard ]
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Promise.
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tell me how it goes with the kid. i’d tell you to send a bodyguard after natalia but something tells me she’d like it
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Haha, she probably would.
No point parking up that tree.
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also, re: subs, i'll fight for that you know
*barking, way to go me
But you won't ever have to.
(i did not see a thing 👌👀)
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Even when I was annoyed at you, you manage to make me miss you all the more
Are you sure you aren't the one who can cast spells?
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i can’t stand the thought of you upset at me, i had to do something.
[ talking, understanding and respect but also ]
with my wizardry.
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When we both get home
You'll have to show me what other wizardry you can do.
[If you know what I mean]
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i’m gonna do a lot more than wizardry when i take you home
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That sparks my interest.
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Sure. Lay it on me.
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