They can keep the moose forever, as jerky. [ jerky hardly ever spoils!!! kind of. ] . . . He won’t be crazy enough. I’ll be back in one piece, with no moose on the bus.
. . . I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does eat grass. [ and— now a near sheepish smile, to explain: ] When he told me to hunt moose except that one, I told him to stuff it. With grass.
[ the salt of enough to burn snail army— eren is a diva when he’s hungry and denied his meat ]
[ tolerance has to be high when you’re dealing with civilians . . . the question for eren is how much farther
but with the link open, his face still remains and watches the video through screen split. and— he only smiles when he’s done, looking up at elliot with a light chuckle and almost a breath of relief that he got through that, on point. ]
[Which yep, he'll click that link and watch that video. Only Eren who is good at resisting laughter- Elliot laughs way too easily and breaks into giggles after trying to hold it in for a good second and a half.]
[ he just . . . takes the minute to watch him laugh, watch his teeth flash back at him and just admire it with longing eyes that smile just as much as his lips do. he brushes a lock of hair back, getting long enough to bun up someday soon. he’s going to just. snap a picture of elliot doing the cutest thing alive. it’s not on silent though, so. shutter sounds. ]
This one’s for me. I love when you smile like that.
[ wHOpS. but eren cannot help the airy chuckle that puffs out of his cheeks, holding the phone with both hands to get a better look at the snapshot at the corner. look at him all cheeky—! ]
That’s not fair, you look way better than I do!
[ he loves it!! he’s flustered! blushing!!! he’s going to make this one burst . . . so that it moves for three seconds . . . ]
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[ is that . . . a sniper rifle he props up as he settles back where he was ]
On one condition.
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Sweetie, please don't get yourself thrown off the bus over a moose. I do really wanna see you again.
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They can keep the moose forever, as jerky. [ jerky hardly ever spoils!!! kind of. ] . . . He won’t be crazy enough. I’ll be back in one piece, with no moose on the bus.
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Here's hoping he won't be. Who is it anyway?
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. . . Barney Kuma?
[ he knows everyone’s name ]
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[He thinks on it. That name doesn't sound familiar in the slightest.]
Can't say I've heard that name before.
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Something like that. I think he bought your food once.
[ a dozen times but probably didn’t get a good look at his face eren was too busy ]
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[Wait, then he sees the guy on the video feed, and it clicks]
Oh! You mean Baren!
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[ . . . he told elliot’s best customer to eat grass
Gallons of juice Baren?
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[It's okay babe. He's hardly his best customer]
I don't know him well, but he's very much...an eccentric.
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. . . I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does eat grass. [ and— now a near sheepish smile, to explain: ] When he told me to hunt moose except that one, I told him to stuff it. With grass.
[ the salt of enough to burn snail army— eren is a diva when he’s hungry and denied his meat ]
Bad mood.
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[He sighs]
He won't stop calling me "Elly". And then he texted 21 people in our group to make sure we look after his cousin.
So, I can understand the annoyance.
[Aka Elliot ain't gonna scold you, you're good]
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[ unwanted intimacy much???? this bozo??? he’ll punch him. in his mind. ]
What a spacey mother— Your sleep spells don’t work long distance either, do they?
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[Legit the only people that call him that is his family. And he wants to keep it that way]
Aha, I'm afraid they don't, no.
(1/2)
I think I got one . . .
[ right here, in his fist ]
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he’s kidding. ]
It’s not violence, don’t worry.
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Jeez... haha, you had me going.
What do you mean?
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[ violently wanting to punch people, he means. let’s save that for evil forces and terrorism against the good of all people. ]
Maybe just— [ he shrugs. ] Ignore it, I dunno. Like the rubber chicken bearing test.
[ eren . . . is that you ]
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He takes a moment to look for something on his phone, then drops this video link into the text chat window of their conversation.]
Eheh, maybe imagine this sound when he talks?
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but with the link open, his face still remains and watches the video through screen split. and— he only smiles when he’s done, looking up at elliot with a light chuckle and almost a breath of relief that he got through that, on point. ]
This brings me back, I trained so much for this.
[ and after a second . . . link! ]
Try this one.
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[Which yep, he'll click that link and watch that video. Only Eren who is good at resisting laughter- Elliot laughs way too easily and breaks into giggles after trying to hold it in for a good second and a half.]
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This one’s for me. I love when you smile like that.
[ he is just in mush mode please hold him ]
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H-Hey! Not fair when I haven't had a proper shower in a week!
[Shut up Elliot you're a water mage you've been doing way better than most hygiene wise]
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That’s not fair, you look way better than I do!
[ he loves it!! he’s flustered! blushing!!! he’s going to make this one burst . . . so that it moves for three seconds . . . ]
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D-Do not! You look so rugged and manly right now!
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