Don't worry, I'm still holding you to saying something first in the future. But...I can admit I overreacted too. You know how doting my family can be But at least you didn't ask one of my teammates to be my bodyguard. [UNLIKE NATALIA]
but, yeah. if he uses axe he believes the commercials every kid thinks they’ll buff out with whey in like five seconds if he’s that dead set on bodyguarding someone he doesn’t even know, for natalia, he wants to be reliable. he won’t say no to “muscle in a single meal” but only if he leaves you alone
That's...pretty good reasoning I could see him buying into that. Maybe I'll try it after we finish our next job We got assigned to the same team, so there's no avoiding him even with bribes.
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But...I can admit I overreacted too.
You know how doting my family can be
But at least you didn't ask one of my teammates to be my bodyguard. [UNLIKE NATALIA]
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She asked Gar to "protect me", so he keeps insisting he's my bodyguard.
The worst part is he's 15.
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no offense to natalia, she’s your family but
what the fuck
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No it's fair.
My family's always like this. They mean well, but it can be really...
[Embarrassing, demeaning, demoralizing, suffocating, insulting- take your pick really]
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that’s when they don’t directly breathe down your neck
i gotta ask though are you sure that wasn’t just a joke
he’s 15
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Oh I'm sure.
He's the most fifteen 15-year-old I've ever met.
If that makes sense.
He even tries to use axe body spray to get out of washing.
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you need a plan of attack
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[Just you know, it's a matter of working up the nerve. Which is no small feat for Elliot]
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listen, 15 year olds that use ax are all the same
bribe him to get off your back with some of that whey
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But I can't conjure that.
Really? The whey?
You sure that'll work?
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but, yeah. if he uses axe he believes the commercials
every kid thinks they’ll buff out with whey in like five seconds
if he’s that dead set on bodyguarding someone he doesn’t even know, for natalia, he wants to be reliable.
he won’t say no to “muscle in a single meal”
but only if he leaves you alone
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That's...pretty good reasoning
I could see him buying into that.
Maybe I'll try it after we finish our next job
We got assigned to the same team, so there's no avoiding him even with bribes.
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it’s foolproof. try it the second he comes at you with that bodyguard crap
there can only be one anyway
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Haha...
Eren, you're not jealous of Gar, are you?
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he’s 15
i’m just saying
[ might be like 20% gar’s not allowed to call himself bodyguard ]
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Promise.
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tell me how it goes with the kid. i’d tell you to send a bodyguard after natalia but something tells me she’d like it
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Haha, she probably would.
No point parking up that tree.
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also, re: subs, i'll fight for that you know
*barking, way to go me
But you won't ever have to.
(i did not see a thing 👌👀)
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Even when I was annoyed at you, you manage to make me miss you all the more
Are you sure you aren't the one who can cast spells?
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i can’t stand the thought of you upset at me, i had to do something.
[ talking, understanding and respect but also ]
with my wizardry.
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When we both get home
You'll have to show me what other wizardry you can do.
[If you know what I mean]
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